forksenpai:

candyrifle:

wildanduntamedthing:

dave-vriska:

enfeebler:

naathaaaly:

Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.

  #Reasons why I hate babies #they do this and everyone blames the pet

THE BABY SMACKED THE CAT WHY ARE YOU BLAMING THE ANIMAL

All the fucking time. People have their pets euthanized because they did something to their kid who fucking hit them or pulled on their tail or got in their face or something. Here’s a better idea: WATCH YOUR FUCKING KID WHEN THEY’RE AROUND ANIMALS. Okay thanks.

^^boldedBut this? Well, that’s how kids learn, isn’t it?they do bad shit, they get bad shit happening right back.I’ll bet that little brat won’t touch the cat again right?
and OP is a fucking prick for trying to blame the cat for defending itself when the kid SMACKED THE CAT IN THE HEAD.
That shit HURTS for a little cat. I’d lash back too.
Asshole.

I’ve actually trained my cat to never bite 
theroguefeminist:

cetaceanhandiwork:

reminder that since ursula is a straight-up shapeshifter, it follows that, if her accustomed form is pear-shaped and visibly aged, it’s because that’s how she likes it

win

The ceiling in my bathroom is leaking. So wonderful. The bath mats are soaking wet. I can’t even call the fucking maintenance guy because this apartment building is ghetto as fuck and doesn’t operate like a normal apartment complex should.

Yeah. I’m sick of this shit. Done done done.

Anonymous said: Would you ever post nudes?

I post what I post.

earthlyspirit:

Heal my brain and my body too; balance my chemistry, hydrate these cells, ‘cause the body talks and meditation helps.
bunnyfood:

"You’re gonna do great today."


This cat looks like it just committed a serious offense and is now worried.
disturber-magazine:

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