Stranger: are you a witch?
Me: yeah
Stranger: are...are you a BAD witch????
Me: yeah, I don't memorize my rituals and my idea of a sabbat celebration is making pancakes from mix

dailybadjokes:

Why doesn’t the band TLC ever exfoliate?

Because they don’t want no scrubs!

(Source: daily-bad-jokes)

greysorcery:

notyourmothersspellbook:

This isn’t meant to be angry or condescending, but I’ve seen this everywhere on all kinds of store merchandise and it is driving me bonkers. So just to be helpfully informative in case Target, Pinterest, or Amazon ever sees this:

Witches = multiple witches (those witches over there)

Witch’s = (possessive) meaning that one witch owns something (a witch’s house, a witch’s familiar, or a witch’s pet peeve)

Witches’ = (plural possessive) meaning that multiple witches own something (the three witches’ garden, the many witches’ apartments down the lane)

#Bless

Hi there witch friend

babywitchlovessigils:

In case nobody told you today:

You are a good witch. Your spells do work. You are amazing.

Painted my nails and I feel a little better. I’ll paint my toenails now. Maybe I’ll put a holo topcoat on top of them…