Stranger: are you a witch?
Me: yeah
Stranger: are...are you a BAD witch????
Me: yeah, I don't memorize my rituals and my idea of a sabbat celebration is making pancakes from mix
Why doesn’t the band TLC ever exfoliate?
Because they don’t want no scrubs!
This isn’t meant to be angry or condescending, but I’ve seen this everywhere on all kinds of store merchandise and it is driving me bonkers. So just to be helpfully informative in case Target, Pinterest, or Amazon ever sees this:
Witches = multiple witches (those witches over there)
Witch’s = (possessive) meaning that one witch owns something (a witch’s house, a witch’s familiar, or a witch’s pet peeve)
Witches’ = (plural possessive) meaning that multiple witches own something (the three witches’ garden, the many witches’ apartments down the lane)
#Bless
Hi there witch friend
In case nobody told you today:
You are a good witch. Your spells do work. You are amazing.
Painted my nails and I feel a little better. I’ll paint my toenails now. Maybe I’ll put a holo topcoat on top of them…
Hey witchy fam!
It’s me again. So I haven’t had any scary dreams which is awesome. It’s been harder to stay asleep though. I normally toss and turn, but lately it’s been pretty much all night.
That isn’t my main concern here though. My concern is that last night I had a dream that I was at a going away party I think, maybe for me. There was a man and woman there with these cards. There were a lot of them. There were three different cards within all of them. The man split them between the two of us and then pulled two. One card had an old timey drawing of a couple. It said that a woman would take the arm of a man and dance away into tomorrow or something like that. The other card had a demon on it. The man was telling me that this demon wanted to marry me. He said the name of the demon, but I was so confused and a little worried that I completely lost his name and replaced it with Lucifer because it sounded very similar. The man disappeared into another room and I helped clean up the cards. The woman said that it’s normal for demons to want to marry humans and I was just still really confused. The rest of the night I was trying to figure out who the demon is appearing as. I wanted to stay away and not talk to anyone, and any time I was numbed into I jumped in terror.
If anyone has any information on demons whose names are very similar to Lucifer’s or any information on demons marrying humans, that would be awesome.
Thank you guys 🔮🖤
